“Never ask Hayseed how long a five-minute farm job will take. It's never five minutes.. ”
Mission:
Maintain tractors, inspect the paddocks, locate missing equipment, keep the beer supply operational- then report for bowls and demonstrate that a farmer can read a green almost as well as he reads a weather forecast.
Favourite Quote:
“I don't always know where I am going.... but I usually got a tractor, a bowl and a cold beer waiting when I get there”