Official records of missions, bowls, disasters, victories and highly questionable excuses.
📅 Date: Tuesday, 1 September 2026
🌤️ Conditions: Good weather. Green operational. Excellent flying conditions.
👥 Squadron Present: 12 pilots on the green. A few familiar faces were reported missing.
🎯 Mission Status: 🟢 Successful
🏆 Highlight of the Day: Great bowling throughout the sortie. Squadron morale remained high despite the reduced formation.
⚠️ Incident Report: A search operation was launched for Keith's launching arm. The investigation continues. The arm remains officially classified as missing in action. 😂
🔬 Special Intelligence: Professor Rainmaker was successfully kept away from his mad machines for the duration of the mission. No experimental weather systems were detected. 🌧️🔬
🍺 Squadron Morale: Excellent.
Tuesday Social Bowls
Further intelligence will be released after Commander Black Jack approves it.